Do you ever feel compelled to cheat thousands of vulnerable people out of their hard earned money by asking them to buy "Holy Water" or "Prayer Cards" for the bargain price of $49.95?
Do you have an insatiable appetite for German made sports cars? Can you cure Ebola and Bird Flu by simply tapping somebody on the forehead and shouting very loudly in their ear?
Congratulations, you may have what it takes to be a Televangelist Fundamental Christian!
In the first of a brand new series, Sergio Georgini will reveal some of the tell-tale signs that could determine if a TV camera, a bible and a six figure salary feature in the Lord's plans for you.
SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT BE A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN # 1
You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
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